OK, I know these things are dumb and unscientific, but I did it anyway and I was pleasantly surprised. Marquez is one of my favorite writers. You can click on the link at the bottom of the page to see which book you are. And if you have time, drop in the comments to report what happened.
You’re Love in the Time of Cholera!
by Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Like Odysseus in a work of Homer, you demonstrate undying loyalty by
sleeping with as many people as you possibly can. But in your heart you never give
consent! This creates a strange quandary of what love really means to you. On the
one hand, you’ve loved the same person your whole life, but on the other, your actions
barely speak to this fact. Whatever you do, stick to bottled water. The other stuff
could get you killed.
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